Trump isn't invited. Obama isn't invited. Meghan's own brother isn't invited.
This is your official invitation, dahling.
Set to be as British as bacon sarnies, your presence is required at this charming recreation of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's big day, held at the Grade II listed One Marylebone.
The Wedding Ceremony
Not only will you be able to enjoy a live screening of the Windsor wedding alongside afternoon tea and cocktails, there's plenty of entertainment to get one's claws stuck into: try your hand at decorating a wedding cake, learn how to make a bloody mary, or enjoy a rollick over the 'Have I Got News For You' style comedy panel.
The Wedding Reception
Starting with string quartets and ending on confetti, get dressed up to the nines, because this is set to be a spiffing do. From Elton John and Ed Sheeran tribute acts, to Bourne & Hollingsworth cocktails and (Meghan's favourite) American chow, this is going to be even more raucous than Harry's trip to Las Vegas.
The Royal Wedding Party takes place on Saturday 19th May 2018 at One Marylebone. There are TWO TICKET SESSIONS: The Wedding Ceremony from 11am - 5pm, (£25), and The Wedding Reception from 7pm - 2am (£30).