The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
FUNNY COMMENTS FROM THE RECENT OLYMPICS:
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.
LIGHTBULB JOKE OF THE MONTH:
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.
BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Change Your Life! A Little Book of Big Ideas
Foreword by Jack Canfield
500 uplifting and inspiring quotations that have the potential to be life-changing.