The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
OCTOBER 2022
List of the Month:
The three hardest things to say:
1- I was wrong.
2- I need help.
3- Worcestershire Sauce
Fashion Inspiration of the Month:
Post of the Month:
Someone posted that they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make?
Now I'm blocked.
Bathroom Signs of the Month:
Questions of the Month:
-If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
-Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
-What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Road Signs of the Month:
The walk from my house to the bar is 5 minutes. The walk from the bar to my house is 35 minutes. The difference is staggering.
Funny Face of the Month:
Advice of the Month:
Confuse your doctor. Put on rubber gloves at the same time he/she does.
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Machine of the Month:
The Lunch Feeder
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Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?
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Books of the Month:
LIMITED TIME OFFER
200 Therapeutic-Related Humor & Laughter Books
As the author of the best-selling book,
The Healing Power of Humor, I have been collecting books related to the subject for over thirty-five years.
I'm now divesting of them.
If you are interested in seeing the list, email
humor@allenklein.com
Many books are autographed,
some out-of-print,
a few are vintage.
Most are at a very low price.
P.S.: The research category has items not available anywhere else.
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