The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
NEWSPAPER ADS OF THE MONTH:
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale
Free crust with every Pizza
Stock up and save: Limit One
WORST HOLIDAY GIFT OF THE MONTH: One year, my father gave Mom a DVD. It wasn't a bad gift. except, first, it was a rental and second, we didn't own a DVD player.
-A. Hodges in Reader's Digest
QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
"This mall Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his lap."
GIFT GUIDE OF THE MONTH: