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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

www.allenklein.com

AUGUST 2016

DID-YOU-KNOW QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:

Did You Know…

…that Charlie Chaplin  once entered a "Charlie Chaplin walk" contest… and came in 20th?
 
… that Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark?
 
…that Q-tips, which are primarily to clean inside ears, are sold in boxes that warn: "Do not insert inside of the ear canal”?


OFFICE HUMOR OF THE MONTH:

In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going. That person must be fired.
—Paul Dickson

You can name your own salary here. I call mine "Fred."
—Anonymous

I love working for myself; it's so empowering. Except when I call in sick. I always know when I'm lying.
—Rita Rudner



FUNNY QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do. —Walter Winchell
 

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TEDx TALK of the MONTH: 
Create the world you want...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPu52vWpJA

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