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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

www.allenklein.com

JULY 2016

Q. & A. OF THE MONTH:

Q. What is a terminal illness?

A. When you are sick at the airport.   

 

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?

A.. Keep it in the cow!
 

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?

A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
 

Q. Name the four seasons.

A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?

A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.



GREAT NEWS OF THE MONTH: 
My TEDx talk in now on YouTube. Watch it to create the world you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPu52vWpJA

P.S.- If you like it, share it.

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