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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

www.allenklein.com

DECEMBER 2019
 

LAUGH OF THE MONTH: 
Gloria stops at the post office to get stamps for her Chanukah cards. She tells the clerk, "I would like 25 stamps."
"What denomination?" asks the clerk.
Gloria thinks for a few seconds, then replies, "Give me 8 Orthodox, 7 Conservative, and 10 Reform."  

 

QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?

"I'm going out tonight."

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve!"

How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
Only one - after then it is not empty any more.

 


END OF THE MONTH MIRTH:

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve?

He got 12 months!


My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year.

How would I know? I don't have 2020 vision.


What is a New Year's resolution?

Something that goes in one year and out the other.

 

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