The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
Q: How many Apple vice presidents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's proprietary information. The answer is available from Apple on payment of a license fee.
QUOTATIONS OF THE MONTH:
"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall." —Eleanor Roosevelt
"Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup." —attributed to Audrey Hepburn
"I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe it when I was a hamster." —Shane Richie
TEDx TALK OF THE MONTH:
(Not so funny but very inspiring. I should know, I gave it.)