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"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JUNE 2022

 

Logic of the Month:
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.


Photo of the Month:

 

Groaners of the Month: 

-They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

-I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

-Velcro...what a rip off!


 
 
Pride Story of the Month:
 
At a charity event I attended, one of the items to be auctioned was a stay in a New York City apartment.

During the bidding, someone in the audience yelled out how great the location was because it was near the renowned food store, Zabar’s.

Unfamiliar with the iconic places in the Big Apple, the auctioneer enthusiastically announced, “And it’s near gay b
ars.”

 
 

Toilet of the Month:



Invention of the Month:
 
Wish we could crossbreed mosquitoes and lightening bugs.
Then we could see them coming.

 

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Art of the Month:
 
EMBROIDERED VEGETABLES
GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT

https://mymodernmet.com/konekono-kitsune-vegetable-embroidery/




 
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AWE Update of the Month: 
 
AWE & ART

A Yale student who developed virtual museum tours for elders, found that the art tours were more than just pretty pictures. Those that took them felt more positive afterwards and an increased sense of awe.

Now available in Kindle
https://www.amazon.com/Awe-Factor-Difference-Inspirational-Personal-ebook/dp/B08N3XWQDD/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_





 
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