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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

www.allenklein.com

APRIL 2016

TAX DAY THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:
A billion here, a billion there—pretty soon it adds up to real money.

-Everett Dirksen

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

-Jackie Mason

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.

-Anonymous

WORD OF THE MONTH: (from the classroom)
Q: Use the word congenial in a sentence.
A: When you leave the gravy out too long, it congenials.

-Richard Benson in F in Exams

QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:

Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.
-Manda Likewine

 

EXCITING NEWS OF THE MONTH:

If you live in Northern California, come and hear my TEDx talk in person. Info & registration here:
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If you don't, I'll let you know when it will be on YouTube.
and
Speaking of YouTube, you can watch my reinvention story now:
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