The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all of their ailments.
Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance?
A: To get to the other side.
GRATITUDE STORY OF THE MONTH:
“My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even see my coffee,” said one lady. “Yes, I know,” said another. “I forget where I am or where I’m going.”
“And my blood pressure pills make me dizzy!” exclaimed one woman.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement. “Well, count your blessings,” said a woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive.”
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
"Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away." -Anonymous
VIDEO OF THE MONTH:
Bay Sunday TV interview (make sure you check out the jacket.)