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"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

SEPTEMBER 2022

 

Groans of the Month:
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens

I used to work as a soft drink can crusher.
It was soda pressing.

How do you keep a person in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.


Sign #1 of the Month:

 
 

Advice of the Month:

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
 
—Dave Barry

Sign #2 of the Month:


 
 
 
 
Thought for the Month:
 
I hate it when people try to act intelligent and talk about Mozart when they have never seen one of his paintings.



Sign #3 of the Month:



Exercise of the Month: 
 
Think of a number between 1 and 10.

Add 22 to it.

Multiply the sum by 2, and then subtract 1.

Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?



Handymen of the Month:
 

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Silly Trick of the Month:

Go to Google.com and type "Flip a coin" into the search engine. Then hit enter.

You'll see an animation of a coin flipping in the air. 

See if you get heads or tails, or, clip "Flip again" to try your luck a second time.
 
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Awesome Art of the Month:
 


 
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Book of the Month: 


THE ART OF LIVING JOYFULLY

How to be Happier Every Day of the Year

by
Allen Klein 
Foreword by S.A.R.K. 

 
A joyful compendium of uplifting quips and quotes

to keep for yourself or give as a refreshing gift. 





Sample Quotations

 
Every day, tell at least one person something

you like, admire, or appreciate about them.

-Richard Carlson


The trouble with nude dancing is that

not everything stops when the music stops.

-Sir Robert Helpmann


I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being
only skin-deep.

That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?

-Jean Kerr



Get It Here

https://www.allenklein.com/joyfully.htm

or

https://www.amazon.com/Art-Living-Joyfully-Happier-Every/dp/1936740192/ref=sr_1_1?
 
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