The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
SEPTEMBER 2022
Groans of the Month:
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens
I used to work as a soft drink can crusher.
It was soda pressing.
How do you keep a person in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Sign #1 of the Month:
Advice of the Month:
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
—Dave Barry
Sign #2 of the Month:
I hate it when people try to act intelligent and talk about Mozart when they have never seen one of his paintings.
Sign #3 of the Month:
Exercise of the Month:
Think of a number between 1 and 10.
Add 22 to it.
Multiply the sum by 2, and then subtract 1.
Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?
Handymen of the Month:
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Silly Trick of the Month:
Go to Google.com and type "Flip a coin" into the search engine. Then hit enter.
You'll see an animation of a coin flipping in the air.
See if you get heads or tails, or, clip "Flip again" to try your luck a second time.
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Awesome Art of the Month:
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Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?
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Book of the Month:
THE ART OF LIVING JOYFULLY
How to be Happier Every Day of the Year
by
Allen Klein
Foreword by S.A.R.K.
A joyful compendium of uplifting quips and quotes
to keep for yourself or give as a refreshing gift.
Sample Quotations
Every day, tell at least one person something
you like, admire, or appreciate about them.
-Richard Carlson
The trouble with nude dancing is that
not everything stops when the music stops.
-Sir Robert Helpmann
I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being
only skin-deep.
That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?
-Jean Kerr
Get It Here
https://www.allenklein.com/joyfully.htm
or
https://www.amazon.com/Art-Living-Joyfully-Happier-Every/dp/1936740192/ref=sr_1_1?
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