The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
Fone-Fun of the Month:
—"Yes, I still have a landline. I use it as a cell phone finder."
Cartoon of the Month:
—People are excited about the new iPhone but no one has embraced the technology of using a blinker when you drive.
—"Hard to believe...but I once had a phone that was attached to the wall. And every time it rang, I'd pick it up without even knowing who called."
I-Don't-Get-It Sign of the Month:
Waiter asking a couple dining at a restaurant:
"Is everything O.K.? I haven't seen you photograph your food yet?"
Advice of the Month:
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
—Will Ferrell, comedian
Happy Wedding Dance of the Month:
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