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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

www.allenklein.com

JANUARY 2016

TELEMARKETER COMEBACKS OF THE MONTH:
- Whatever they are selling, tell them your spouse/roommate sells it.
- When they call from a lawn-care service, tell them you live in an apartment. 

- When they call from a long-distance company, tell them you don't have a phone.  

— Tom Mabe

 

SENIOR LAUGHS OF THE MONTH:                                              - Signs you’re getting too old to drive:
- Your turn signal has been on since 2007.

- It takes more than four minutes to get out of the car.
- When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something.


ONE-LINER OF THE MONTH:

"A rotisserie is a morbid Ferris wheel for chickens.

                                            — Mitch Hedberg


BOOK OF THE MONTH:

The perfect gift for Valentine's Day.

WORDS OF LOVE: Quotations from the Heart
http://www.allenklein.com/words-of-love.htm

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