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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

www.allenklein.com

JANUARY 2017


MATH LESSONS OF THE MONTH:
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 



THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.



CLASSIFIED AD OF THE MONTH:
Waitress wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years of experience.
-RD.com

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ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:
"Five Things I Discovered about Humor While Being in the Hospital, Being in Pain, and Being in Bed"

http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2017/01/five-things-i-discovered-about-humor.html

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