The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JUNE 2016
FATHER'S DAY FUNNY OF THE MONTH:
Watching Frozen again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it, so she's going to watch it every day until college. -Michael Ian Black, comedian
TRAVEL TIP OF THE MONTH:
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" -Rita Rudner, comedian
OBSERVATION OF THE MONTH:
"What's with this weird custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow?" I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter. -Jerry Seinfeld, comedian
ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:
http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/76443/when-jollytologist-says-have-a-nice-day-he-means-it
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