Peanut butter and jam sandwiches. Adult-only ball pit bars. Your relaxed approach to dieting and fitness.
There are so many things in life that shouldn't work, but just do (ish).
The brand spanking new Greenwood in Victoria is one of those things.
Not content with just one concept, the brains behind the opening have married two great pillars of our society for their new venture, that have (probably) never been married before - beauty and sport.
'BUT HOW?'. Here's how:
The Sport: Greenwood is split over two floors, but saunter upstairs and you'll find a fully kitted out sports lounge, complete with five screens prepped for any major national or international fixtures, as well as ping pong, two shuffleboard tables, a full size American 8-ball pool table and a tasty selection of mouth-watering bar snacks.
The Beauty: as well as a huge dining area and copper-laden central bar, the ground floor of Greenwood is also home to 'the pioneers of walk-in brows', Blink Brow Bar, for all your brow-shaping needs. And if tending to your eyebrows isn't of interest, there's also a gentlemen's barbershop, on hand for all manner of grooming treatments and dapper chap spruces.
The Rest: an industrial, colourful and huge space open from breakfast through to dinner, you can expect hearty plates of food, rotating guest ales from Long Arm Brewing Co. and a carefully concocted list of bespoke cocktails throughout the rest of Greenwood. Look out for the odd zebra head, too.
Because what's life without a little variety.
And great brows.
...psst, also: to celebrate the launch, we've secured a whopping 40% discount on your food bill, exclusively for those booking via DesignMyNight between now and the end of February. Or alternatively, if you're just headed to the bar, book via us between now and the end of next month, and they'll match whatever your first round of drinks was, with another completely free.
Greenwood is now open and is located at 170 Victoria Street, SW1E 5LB. The offers above are only valid for those booking via DesignMyNight, and up to a maximum of 6 people per booking.