Much like pigs rolling around in their own faeces, it's no secret that us Londoners are always happy to find ourselves in any sort of bottomless drinks scenario.
And boy do we love a cocktail.
Keeping those two things in mind, we're relatively confident you're going to want to know about the impending Margarita Rumble, which arrives at our fair shores on 30th April. Bringing together over 15 cherry-picked, best-of-the-best bars from all over the city, this festival will see each venue send their strongest, most creative mixologist to compete for the title of the 'Best Margarita in London'.
...as chosen by you.
Your ticket secures two hours (or three if you go for the VIP option) of 'testing', whereby you'll draw on your years of cocktail-guzzling expertise to try as many margaritas as you can handle, before voting for your favourite.
Taking place at The Yard in Shoreditch, this Bank Holiday Sunday session will see the likes of DF / Mexico, The Alchemist, Flight Club and Barrio Bars all competing for the title, alongside live music, plus tasty eats courtesy of hot-chef-of-the-moment, James Cochran.
It's a tough gig, sure. But we think you're up to it.
Margarita Rumble takes place at The Yard on Sunday 30th April. Tickets are £35 for a two hour slot (or £55 for three hours) and include entry and unlimited margaritas.