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Laughter Column:

Tom and Mick were walking along a street in Toronto .
 
Mick looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye.
The sign read, "Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $6.50 per
pair."
 
Mick said to his buddy, "Look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of dose and when we gets back to St. John's we could make a fortune.
 
Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking cause if they hears our accents, they might think we're thickos from Newfoundland 
and try to screw us. I'll put on me best accent."
 
"Right y'are Mick, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da business," said Tom.
 
They go in and Mick said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts at $4.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers
at $6.50 each. I'll back up me truck ready to load 'em on, so I will."
 
The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Newfoundland , aren't you?"
 
"Well yes," said a surprised Mick. "What gave it away?"
The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners."

 

 
 

Quote Column:
“Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.” ~Andre Gide
 

Random fact:
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons. 


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