Margaret B. Pollard PTA Pony Express
Valentine's Day, 2020
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Pollard PTA is sparing you the selling, the walk-a-thoning, the bake sale-ing, and raffle baskets --  we seriously need the money so these emails can stop. Please help us make our goal!!

A - $10 Level
Here’s the $10 I would have made for the school after hitting up my friends/neighbors/coworkers for my kids to get a lame prize worth 50¢. (Bonus: all the money goes to the school, no fundraising company skimming profits!)
B - $25 Level
I’m too pretty to go to jail, and if I see one more $25 candle fundraiser I may snap and end up there. So here’s $25, and leave Mr. Candlemaker out of this.
C - $50 Level
Here’s the money I would spend on a cash bar and chocolate fountain parent/teacher conference day fundraiser of my dreams (and saves me the cost of a hangover and bigger clothes!).
D - $75 Level
I don’t need a night out in our school gym with an amateur DJ and warm beer and wine. Keep your $75 and I’ll grab a cold one from my fridge and have a dance party in my living room instead.
E - $100 Level
I have no time or interest in volunteering. Here’s $100 to forget my name.
F - $250 Level (Fund One Teacher Grant)
Here’s $250 to fund one Pollard teacher grant. These educated professionals should not have to handle hormonal middle schoolers all day AND buy their own classroom supplies!
G - $500 Level
Go big and go home... Let’s admit there’s no “fun” in fundraising. Spare me the selling, the walk-a-thoning, the bake sale-ing, and whatever other crazy ventures folks may dream up, here’s big money. Please go away.
Write In Level (We'll Take Anything!)
Please give whatever you can — large or small — every penny makes a difference in your child’s education at Pollard. The PTA helps fund school needs that otherwise would not have funding: books, classroom technology, art supplies, clubs, classroom supplies, school newspaper, field trips, assemblies, community outreach, etc.

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