Q: What type of money do dogs and cats have?
A: Kitty cash and Doggy dollars.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: For his litter.
Q: What do you call a bad time with cats?
Q: What do you call a cat when it graduates from Meowniversity?
A: A Meowdical Pedigree.
NAMING YOUR NEW KITTEN
How do you choose a name for your new kitten? We have come up with some ideas for themes for naming your kitten:
- Names that reflect personality or quirky behaviours such as Mischief, Flash, Twister, Beezlebub or Hunter;
- Names from Literature such as Aslan, Crookshankes, Gatsby, Atticus, Havisham or Pickwick;
- Names that reflect your cats beauty such as Calico, Snowy, Paprika, Chili, Sunset, Indigo, Midnight, Periwinkle, Ash, Pearl or Mocha;
- Cat name puns such as Lickerish, Faux Pur, Catpachino or Apricat;
- Or simply quirky names such as Lord Voldemort, Adipose, Fuzzmeister, Bagheera, Minerva or Nekobus.