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LMT Remembrance Day
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Publishing December 18th

Well Folks, here we are at Christmas time...AaaGAIN.
Take a deep breathe, it's all good.

Listen, everyone knows your secret. You aren't prepared!
Don't worry though, no one is. Santa is losing his mind right now, Mrs. Clause is constantly reminding him once he's done on the 25th then it's gonna be 3 weeks in French Polynesia, just the two of them and the beach.
Meanwhile, the Reindeer still haven't memorized the route, the Elves are bickering over quality control, and Carl the Elfcountant, still insists the tax incentives of moving the whole operation to Iceland would allow them the hire more Elves at a lower wage. Tom, the head of Logistics and Cobbling, keeps reminding him "we already have ALL the elves that exist, and It's not like we get paid or are able to spend cash ANYWAY!  PLUS the thinner, warmer air would make it harder for the Reindeer to take off! is that what you want Carl? for the flying arctic Caribou to work harder to defy gravity through the magical power of Christmas spirit?...well IS IT!?" They agreed to disagree.
#MeasuresWereTaken   #Pun   #ElfJoke


So relax, you're not the only one. Besides, your nephew doesn't need a drone anyway. 

Christmas Greetings and Promos 2017

Contact us to update your Christmas ads, Send a "christmas card" greeting to Friends and Family (for as low as $25) and to let people know about your businesses Christmas events and promotions using advertisements that can be used as expenses in your taxes to offset your profits, therefore lowering your taxable income! 


  WE'RE TELLING EVERYONE!  

ADVERTISING IS PAR FOR THE COURSE IN RUNNING A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS, JUST ASK SOME OF OUR MANY CONSTANT ADVERTISERS.
ie: Lane Reality, they sold over 100 properties this year!
OVER A HUNDRED! 

(not to speak out of school)

ie: Edwards Mechanical
Those guys are so busy working, their families just leave their dinner on the porch.

and look, here is their ad!



I didn't even check with Gary first!
He'll probably be cool with it, but don't bring it up though, just in case.


FINAL DEADLINE is Wednesday December 13th

See important notice at bottom of the page.
email us!
ads@lmtimes.ca
 you know what WE always say: 

Reach
Every
Subscriber
For
One
Low
Price
RESFOLP doesn't spell anything, it just worked out that way.
info re: 
Holidays at the newspaper begin Friday December 15th, and the fun continues to be stopped until we start working again on Tuesday January the 9th. We'll still check email and physi-mail the whole time though. But don't expect a response right aways, there is turkey and baking involved!
NOTICE - IMPORTANT INFO - STRASBOURG
To local Subscribers and Advertisers
We have lost our rental space at 214 Mountain Street in Strasbourg, effective Dec. 31, 2017. Pending future arrangements, we will no longer have office space in Strasbourg to serve our customers’ needs. In the interim, starting December 18th, we will have a drop-box at the Strasbourg Family Foods grocery store at 116 Mountain Street. 

Customers in Strasbourg and area now have four options to pay for subscriptions and ads:
•    Mail a cheque to Box 450, Strasbourg, SK. S0G 4V0
•    Pay online following the instructions on your invoice
•    Drop a cheque in our Drop-Box at Strasbourg Family Foods
•    Phone our Nokomis office at 306-528-2020 to pay by credit card
Strasbourg and area readers and customers may also leave local news items and classified ads in the Drop-Box. Retail copies of the Last Mountain Times will continue to be available at Strasbourg Family Foods, Strasbourg Pharmacy, and Diger’s.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
Dave, Linda, Dan, and Lori Degenstien
Last Mountain Times
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