International Breaks are always Dark and Full of Terrors. This one plumbed new depths of nihilism and self-loathing. Ireland dumped, Gigi Buffon’s Tears, and our once vaunted USMNT reduced to the role of Washington Generals against a half-interested Portugal (The Weston Mckennie-era has BEGUN) with Bruce Arena punditting in our faces causing a mourning nation to scream “TOOOO SOOOOOOOON!!!”

Perhaps the most surreal aspect of the past week has been the news that our ridiculous gallows humor joke about an “Alternative Facts NIT World Cup” featuring USA, Italy, Netherlands, Ghana (Not you, Scotland) is now, shockingly, on the cusp of becoming REAL. They will surely be the most depressing football games ever imagined, the battle to be the World’s Least Worst Team with Participation Trophies for All. Tracy Chapman is most certainly going to have to be recruited to sing the National Anthems before that one.

2. I type this after last week’s MiB USA WTF "What Happened" Live Show in NYC at which we plumbed the wreckage of the USMNT’s March of Folly and searched for the lessons to be learned amidst the Apocalypse. [LISTEN HERE]. The conversation on stage was an honor to participate in, but by far my biggest takeaway from the evening was the depth of suffering we are all experiencing -- GFOPs flew in from all-points to be together and the evening felt very much like an Irish Wake. Even as our Women’s Team charged onto the field and smote Canada. The wounds are deep and will take some time to heal. We underestimate that at our peril.

3. Thank the Old Gods and the New then that the Premier League is back (Arsenal fans, you are excused from this general excitement.). The North London Derby kicks off our slate of games [7:30 a.m. ET NBCSN]. The first in decades in which Spurs have not entered as underdogs, having finished above Arsenal in the table last season. Expect this to play out like a game of one on one between Lonzo Ball and Joel Embiid. Brace yourself for a Sad Nap of Sad Naps Arsenal fans.  

4. In other games, Leicester City’s Claude Puel re-calibrated counter-attack may make Post-International Break Manchester City’s weekend more competitive than many would expect [10 a.m. ET NBCSN], Manchester United fans welcome back Pogba! Zlatan! and ROJO! against Newcastle [12:30 p.m. ET NBC BIG BOY] and in the Desperado Derby, Crystal Palace vs. Everton will be big with NASCAR fans who watch just for the Crashes… or for the Roy Hodgson “Chin Up” moments of Inspiration.   

5. Which leads us… Sadly... to The MEN IN BLAZERS SHOW, which returns Monday at 5:30 p.m. ET after Brighton vs. Stoke on NBCSN. Special guest and Arsenal supporter Jack Whitehall stops by the Panic Room to talk about his two new Netflix series and that time Jordan Henderson almost punched him out.

6. MERCH! MERCH! MERCH! Thanks to all the GFOPs who have worked to empower Men In Blazers to actually have some Merch… You can see it all HERE and your acquisition of said Merch empowers us to make more football content and pump out more Crap in the year to come, so we are indebted. Big Thanks to GFOP Ian Hutchison for leading the design charge and all of those who have sent in design suggestions. We Listen and are crafting a BALDS WIN! T-Shirt as we speak…

7. PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE WARNING!!! Nov. 25, the Premier League will be broadcast LIVE from New York’s South Street Seaport before a real human audience -- and you can be amongst it alongside Rebecca Lowe, several Robbies… and even worse… ROG!!! NBC have reserved space in the audience for 100 GFOPs. But you must RSVP. And because you, Dear GFOP, are a Raven subscriber, you get the first chance to do so HERE. Space is limited, so sign up now.

8. I love a good Semi. None more than MLS Semis. The playoffs are back in our lives like warriors returning from distant battles in days yore. Bring it on. Next Tuesday, Nov. 21. Frankie Hejduk’s Never Change Columbus vs. Toronto at 8 p.m. ET on ESPN.  Houston face up to Seattle at 9:30 p.m. ET on Fox Sports 1. We have a TON of coverage on that below with a very special MLS Writer Roundtable.

9. NASL Mazeltov to newly minted champion San Francisco Deltas and to USL title winners Louisville FC for their final wins this week. Deserved glory to two regions that have fostered unique, passionate soccer cultures.

10. I was in California this week starting work on a special project. Here is a song that I listened to as I drove so badly all over Los Angeles. "I am California" by John Craigie with Gregory Alan Isakov. A tune that is also worth listening to after a team you love loses in crushing fashion.

11. I had the honor of MC'ing a remarkable event last night for South Bronx United, which takes the game we love into the heart of an area that cries out for it, coaching and mentoring the kids there, developing fantastic players, and building a pathway to college. It is often said football is “The most important, least important thing” in the world. Meeting the kids whose lives have been transformed made me realize it can also be the Most Important most important thing. Programs like these are what American Soccer really needs right now. To more. To more. To more.

To Chunky Cardigans,
Rog @rogbennett

On behalf of: 
MiB @meninblazers
Davo @embassydavies 
Producer JW @JonoWilly

I. MLS Semifinal Roundtable

As Rog notes above, we are on the precipice of MLS’s semifinals. Two tasty match ups with sneaky narrative (repeats, redemption, Hurricane recovery, and the plot of “Major League” in soccer form). For a quick review of Columbus, Houston, Seattle and Toronto’s  (listed alphabetically) seasons, semifinal previews, and a look at what’s at stake emotionally, we’ve enlisted four writers who have been inside the locker rooms and know these teams better than almost anyone. We give you, the Men in Blazers MLS Semifinal Writers’ Roundtable.

Columbus Crew - Andrew Erickson, The Columbus Dispatch - With 10 games to play in the 2017 season, Crew SC sat 10-12-2 and lacked the consistency of a contender. Then midfielder Federico Higuain returned to the lineup, winger Pedro Santos made his debut and center backs Josh Williams and Jonathan Mensah found their form, propelling the Crew to a 12-game unbeaten streak that stretched the last 10 games of the regular season and two playoff games. Another key player for Crew SC in this series is midfielder Justin Meram, who has been dealing with a couple nagging injuries throughout the playoff run but is vital to the Crew’s offensive success. When the 28-year-old left winger scores, the Crew is 11-0-0 this season. Crew SC isn’t known for its defensive prowess but has been carried in key games by goalkeeper Zack Steffen, who has made at least four saves in three of his last four games. The Crew held on for a 4-3 aggregate win over NYCFC in the Eastern Conference semifinals and will face Toronto FC, a team that beat Crew SC 5-0 on May 26. Toronto won two of the teams' three matchups this season. Tuesday’s game will be a sell-out, the club’s second in its last four home playoff games, not including the 2015 MLS Cup. The Crew is unbeaten in its last eight home games and hasn’t lost at Mapfre Stadium since July 1. Advancing to MLS Cup would mean a chance for the Crew to redeem itself after a disappointing loss to Portland in 2015 and a chance for supporters to attract more eyes to their efforts to save the team from relocation.

Houston Dynamo - Corey Roepken, The Houston Chronicle - The Dynamo started fast under first-year coach Wilmer Cabrera, but plateaued through the summer. The team’s lowest point occurred in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey. They were riding the high of a stirring comeback to share the points against rival FC Dallas but, three days later Harvey hammered Houston and turned everyone’s life upside down. Most of the coaching staff and front office had to evacuate their homes in between massive thunderstorms, and several players were trapped in their homes because of the rising flood waters. They had to move their training camp to Frisco for a few days before returning to play a home game against the Colorado Rapids. Not only did they lose, but they were shutout in a home game for the first time this season. They picked up steam again in the season’s final two months to get to where they are now – their seventh appearance in the conference finals in 12 seasons - thanks to exciting attacking players like Alberth Elis, Romell Quioto, Mauro Manotas and Alex Lima, as well as a team-record goal contribution from Comeback Player of the Year candidate Erick Torres. While those goal scorers got the headlines, a group of veteran defenders with a couple of sturdy young back-ups created top-notch chemistry just in time for the stretch run. The result has been one of the greatest shows of form in club history. Summer signings CB Philippe Senderos and CM Tomas Martinez have paid off, too. In this semifinal, Seattle will have a big decision to make with its fullbacks. The higher they press, the better chance the Dynamo’s speedy wingers have of finding space in the attacking third. That’s when the Dynamo are at their best. This team has been playing with house money ever since they eliminated Sporting Kansas City in the knockout round. Now that they’re two games away from the MLS Cup Final, they’re dreaming realistically of cashing in on their third championship.
Seattle Sounders - Matt Pentz, Seattle-Based Freelance Reporter - I think the thing that most sticks out to me about this Sounders season is how normal it's been. Last year was such a whirlwind, with Sigi Schmid being fired and Nicolas Lodeiro arriving midseason, dramatic lows followed by the highest of highs. 2017, in contrast, has gone pretty much to plan. No longer the interim coach, Brian Schmetzer eased his veterans back in after such a short offseason, and once things started to click in early July, Seattle has been on a steady roll. Now, it still lacks for consistent scoring, and it could use another creator. But in what has been a down Western Conference, the Sounders have had enough game-changers to edge toward the top of the fold. As far as the conference final against Houston is concerned, Seattle will like its chances. The first goal is going to be vital. Should the Dynamo strike first, it is really good at protecting a lead and attacking on the counter. If the Sounders can grab an away goal at BBVA Compass Stadium next Tuesday, though, Houston is going to have a hard time playing from behind. Lodeiro hasn't been as effective in his first full season in MLS, but the Uruguayan international still possesses a playmaking spark that Seattle otherwise lacks. Clint Dempsey hasn't forgotten what it felt like to watch Seattle win the title with him sidelined with an irregular heartbeat last December, and his two goals in the decisive leg of the conference semis hint that he's a man on a mission. Jordan Morris' injury status could play a factor -- the young forward has been out with a hamstring injury since early September and is questionable for both games of the series. A repeat championship would be warmly welcomed in these parts, but it's going to be hard to live up to the drama of the club's first. Last autumn, the Sounders finally ticked off the final box that had remained empty since they joined MLS in 2009. Now, they're just another team playing for a title. That's both good and bad -- Seattle is playing with greater freedom without the weight of its past postseason letdowns -- but it does feel slightly less weighty somehow.
Toronto FC - Kurt Larson, The Toronto Sun - From a narrative perspective, there are fears that TFC could go down as the greatest MLS team to never win an MLS championship. Will TFC’s record 69-point season even matter if it doesn’t win MLS Cup this season? Will a lack of a major trophy be something that haunts the club’s big players and management if they fall short of playoff expectations? Pressure continues to build, with media personalities standing by to laugh and point and say TFC "couldn't win the big one" again. Toronto FC added two top players to a side that already was the best in the league. Victor Vazquez has been a revelation in midfield. There isn’t another player like him in MLS right now. His vision and passing range has made Sebastian Giovinco and Jozy Altidore even more dangerous than before. Adding Chris Mavinga at the back has stabilized things further. Mavinga might be the most underrated defender in MLS right now. Can Toronto FC survive the opening leg in Columbus without its two leading scorers? Furthermore, if they don’t, will fans come back to chastise Jozy Altidore and Sebastian Giovinco for picking up silly suspensions that could cost TFC in the end? A return to MLS Cup would further legitimize the sport and league in a city that’s saturated with big time teams and athletes. Few MLS teams receive as much attention as TFC in terms of media coverage and overall interest. Capitalizing on that now is crucial to building TFC’s profile in a top sports market.

II. Why Ipswich?
JW Writes: It is the question I’m most frequently asked at MiB events behind only, “Do Rog and Davo really drink the Guinness on the Pod?” The answer to that one is simple. Yes. Always. And then some (responsibly). Why I, an American, support a perpetually-in-the-Championship (this season makes 15 straight, guitar screech!) team from a relatively obscure part of Britain is slightly more complex.

My dad is a retired U.S. Air Force Fighter Pilot. As such, I spent childhood parachuting into “out there” locales around the globe where the military decided it needed a runway. When I was 10, the Air Force sent my family to RAF Woodbridge-Bentwaters, a WWII leftover from the Eighth Air Force’s 1942 “friendly invasion” of East Anglia (The bases had to be as close as possible to Germany, so that their planes - P-47s and P-51s - had enough fuel to make into enemy territory and back. True story.). East Anglia is the tumescent bit of Britain that looks like a beer belly hanging over the belt that is the River Thames, jutting out into the North Sea. It’s bucolic at best, backwoods at worst. Its residents are quite, quaint, mostly friendly farmers and fishers.

I landed in the UK in February 1992, an American kid who worshipped at the altar of the NBA, MLB and NFL. I associated soccer only with halftime orange slices and juice boxes. But this was a pre-Internet and satellite television epoch. When we arrived in the village of Martlesham Heath, just outside Ipswich, we had four televisions channels, none of which was NFL Red Zone. As the weeks passed, I grew so desperate for a sports fix, I started listening to soccer on the radio. Initially, I tolerated it as a bad placebo for the Jordan-era NBA I was missing at home.

But as I started to make friends at the British school I attended, where soccer was the only option at recess, I realized something special was happening. According to my buddies, the local team I’d been listening to on the radio, Ipswich Town Football Club, was on the precipice of winning what was then “The Second Division,” and earning the right to compete in the Premier League’s inaugural season, set to begin the following summer. The excitement was palpable. At school. In the newsagent’s. On the street. Something amazing was happening in this small farm town and I’d arrived just in time to experience it.

Ensconced in that feeling, I threw myself into all things Tractor Boys, even convincing my dad to take me to my first game at the hallowed Portman Road. My memory of the day’s minutiae (who they played, the score, etc.) is clouded by the sheer sense of wonder and electric current I felt at witnessing this in person. The mud. The baying fans. The way when a ball was kicked out of bounds, you didn’t get to keep it like a foul ball. You had to throw it back!

In May 1992, Ipswich won the Second Division, edging out Middlesbrough by four points. (Sorry, Robbie Mustoe). As a pre-teen, in the throes of that very special slice of life before girls (or boys) and cider enter the fold, when nothing is as important as your team winning, I experienced the absolute purest form of the drug called football: promotion. I knew my life would never be the same. This was my club for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health.

My family lived in the UK for three more years, during which I made countless more trips to Portman Road as well as away sojourns to White Hart Lane, Filbert Street (The King Power 1.0), and Highfield Road. It was during these subsequent seasons, I found out being a football supporter wasn’t all Jason Dozzell wonder strikes and open top bus tours down Ipswich High Street.

My final season living in the UK, Ipswich traveled to Old Trafford to take on Andy Cole-led Manchester United. In three short seasons, money had started to flood the Premier League and highlights were now readily available via Sky Sports (which I’d cajoled my parents into purchasing). Although, on this day, I wish they hadn’t.

March 4, 1995, Ipswich were battered 9 - 0 in what still holds the record for the worst drubbing in Premier League history, ushering in the football aphorism, “There are no easy games in the Premier League… except Ipswich at home.”

III. GFOP Gives Signed Pulisic Jersey Back to Seven-Year-Old

In October, we brought you the story of seven-year-old Alex Ibarra. The American Outlaws Oakland Junior Capo donated his signed Christian Pulisic jersey to a raffle in an effort to raise money for the people of Puerto Rico in the wake of Hurricane Maria [WATCH HERE]. It turns out the gent who won said raffle is GFOP Jeff Barber from Helena, Mont. What Jeff did with Alex’s jersey made us almost as optimistic about of the future as Weston McKennie.

Jeff Writes: I don’t usually look at the Men In Blazers Twitter feed because it’s… well, crap. I did one night, and decided to buy some raffle tickets to support relief efforts and Alex’s amazing gesture. It had been a few weeks and a package came in the mail. I didn’t recognize the name on the return address but it rang a very vague bell. Even after opening the package, it took a few seconds for all the pieces to fit as I’d not been notified that I won. My wife and kids asked what I was going to do with it. “Send it back of course.”

Alex now has the jersey that he so selflessly donated (and another signed Pulisic jersey to boot) back. We’re told the auction raised more than $3,000 for Puerto Rico. To Jeff and Alex, we raise our glasses and say Courage.

IV. The People’s History of American Soccer Hall of Fame

Your amazing artifacts continue to pour into the CPOS for The People’s History of American Soccer Hall of Fame. This week we feature a 1980 New York Cosmos schedule/pamphlet distributed by the Bergen County Record. It comes via GFOP Anil Melnick of Las Vegas, Nev., a Chelsea supporter who grew up in the swamps of Jersey, not far from Giants Stadium, where Comos legends Carlos Alberto and Franz Beckenbauer ran through the fixture list and lifted the NASL title that season.

Please keep sending the American soccer flotsam and jetsam that is gathering dust in your finished basements and attics with a note telling us about its meaning to you to. We are sending patches to everyone who contributes.  Please post everything to:

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V. #PatchAtThePark

This week’s edition of #PatchAtThePark features submissions from the Second leg of the First round MLS playoff matchup between the Houston Dynamo and Sporting KC, the first round of the NCAA Division I Women’s tournament featuring Tennessee vs. Murray State, and the Ligue 2 tie between Tours FC and Bourg-en-Bresse Péronnas 01.

But our favorite comes from GFOP Cari Moore who watched her San Francisco Deltas defeat the latest iteration of the New York Cosmos in front of a sold-out crowd at Kezar Stadium to win the NASL Championship in their inaugural season.

Good Reads

Alessandro Cupini: The 10-year old US Soccer Sensation and Social Media Star Snapped up by Roma. Lawrence Ostlere for The Guardian. READ HERE.

Bibiana Steinhaus: The First Woman to Referee a Soccer Match in a Top European League. Andrew Keh for The New York Times. READ HERE.

Andrea Pirlo: A Rare Talent - A Winner and Dreamer Who Oozed Creative Cool. Paolo Bandini for The Guardian. READ HERE.

Capturing the Moment: What Happened to the Boys in This Picture. Anders Bengtsson for The Guardian. READ HERE.

England’s Central Midfield Dilemma. Sophie Gayter for Go Make Me A Sandwich (read this site, run by an amazing GFOP). READ HERE.

North Korean Soccer Talent Tests Defenses and Sanctions. Andrew Keh for The New York Times. READ HERE.

Rog and Davo do a forensic deep dive on the state of soccer in the U.S. after the USMNT's failure to qualify for the World Cup. Fox's Alexi Lalas and ESPN's Herc Gomez join MiB on stage to talk Sunil Gulati, which players should never receive another call up, and Promotion/Relegation. LISTEN HERE.

“We should be careful / Of each other, we should be kind / While there is still time.”

Philip Larkin
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