I type with fingers fully aware of the thin line between love and hate, light and darkness, the sweet caress of victory and the crushing vice of defeat. It is Merseyside Derby Weekend [Saturday at 7:30 a.m. ET NBCSN]. A game that always means too much has higher stakes than ever. Everton swagger in on the back of their best start to the season since the 19th Century. Defending Champion Liverpool will have murder on their mind after the Shame! Shame! Shame! of their 7-2 Aston Villa debacle. No hyperbole to say: The future of global democracy may weigh on the outcome of this game.
Against that backdrop, it was an honor and a joy to spend Tuesday morning filming a television special with Carlo Ancelotti. Carlo Fantastico. Carlo Magnifico. An icon whose arrival at Goodison Park felt like a deity descending from the cold, wet Merseyside Heavens. Above everything, he is a man who emits a deep love and passion for the game of football. We talked about his leadership techniques and transformation strategies. His core message was that he does not treat his players as footballers. “That is just what they do,” he said. However they are “human beings and must always be treated as such.” After the fast start we long-suffering Everton fans have savored, Carlo was eager to manage expectations. There will be challenges this season. “I tell my players Winter is Coming,” he said with a smile. “Yes,” I replied. “Winter is Coming, but we have Carlo and he’s bringing the Dragons!”
I want to be clear. For me, the Merseyside Derby has so often delivered only misery and last-minute pain. Of course I would love redemption and revenge. Yet, I would bite your arm off for a draw right now. I will watch the game with my entire family. My youngest two have never watched Everton win a Derby in their lifetimes. I will put on a brave face and project an absolute I do not feel and attempt to channel the “tragic optimism” espoused by logotherapist Viktor Frankl, who calls for optimism in the face of “pain, guilt, and death,” or “saying yes to life in spite of everything.” I long to be the, “kind of optimist who believes that man can make suffering meaningful, use guilt as motivation to improve oneself, and interpret the ‘transitoriness’ of life as a reason to find responsibility and meaning.”
2. Men In Blazers. Massive. Massive. Massive Monday
i. We Sorry. Men In Blazers returns to NBCSN on Monday 5:30 p.m. ET. And we do so by breaking down Everton’s last minute Derby agony as well as welcoming One Direction legend Niall Horan to the show. Niall is football mad (Derby County). To talk to him about the suffering of Derby County’s record-breaking 11-point Premier League campaign, Wayne Rooney’s resurgence, and the peculiar joy of football fandom was one of the joys of the year. It is an amazing interview, even though Rog is involved in it. Niall even gives us a quite fantastic Jose Mourinho impression.
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iv. Today is WGFOP: The Bald Pod day, in which we preview the weekend’s big story lines with the aid of your questions. Call them in!!! (646) 450-9472.
3. To the Football
The stats for Derby Day make for brutal reading.Everton are winless in 19 Premier League meetings with Liverpool (since a 2-0 victory in October 2010). Liverpool are unbeaten in their last 22 meetings with Everton in all competitions – against no side have they ever had a longer run without defeat in their history. Carlo Ancelotti has exorcised so many of Everton’s demons. The inferiority they feel before they step onto the field against Liverpool is perhaps the one buried deepest in their psyche. However, even Jurgen Klopp is bigging up Everton, whom he hails as “The Next Proper Challenger under Carlo Ancelotti.”
How do I think the game will go? Liverpool will play their High Line. I asked Carlo how many times he has watched the Villa game and he just laughed. If Everton can maintain their composure and unpick it with the passing of James, the speed of Richarlison and the clinicality from inside four-feet or less of DCL, there’s a chance…
ii. Bald mentor meets helmet-haired mentee when Manchester City face Arsenal [Saturday at 12:30 p.m. ET on NBC]. KDB is now out with an ankle knock, although Aguero is back in contention. With City’s backline bleeding confidence, Mikel Arteta will rarely have a better opportunity to deliver a signature victory. For Arsenal fans, the Thomas Partey-era is about to begin. The midfield pivot creator-destroyer, aged 27, has been coaxed into an Arsenal shirt to win NOW. More on the immense Ghanaian here.
iii. In other notes: Newcastle United host Manchester United [Saturday at 3 p.m. ET on P’cock] with United captain Harry Maguire under the microscope after his latest humiliation, a red card on England duty. Whether he will play or not is the story the media are obsessed with going into this one. I feel for Maguire. His decline is born of true human suffering and I hope he is able to summon the strength to rise again. The real story is after their 6-1 loss to Spurs, United are in 16th place and have taken just three points from three matches. Must-win for Ole Part 27.
b.Chelsea face Southampton [Saturday at 10 a.m. ET NBCSN] without new (already injured) goalkeeper Mendy, but with Ben Chilwell, Christian Pulisic & Hakim Ziyech (not ready to start) in the squad. That backline against Danny Ings tho...
c. Gareth Bale is poised for his eagerly anticipated Tottenham Hotspur return, in what would be his first Premier League appearance in 2,710 days, against West Ham United [Sunday at 11:30 a.m. ET NBCSN]. Throw the iconic winger alongside that Jimmy Butler-Tyler Herro-esque duo of Harry Kane and Sonny, and Spurs fans can dream…
4. Football Business. Must-Reads about how the Sausage is Made
iv. How can Premier League fans not be allowed back in stadia when there are packed audiences at the London Palladium? Decision to shut down plans to allow supporters back into games has been labelled “a legacy of prejudice against football crowds.” “It’s optics, not facts.”
One of the ways I have killed time in lockdown is by buying up old Starter Jackets on eBay. They remind me of the time when I first traveled across America. I spent a summer on a camp in Maine and first encountered the brand via the Boston Celtics jackets two out of three human beings I encountered wore. I have never coveted an item more, and snapped one up at the Maine Mall at the earliest opportunity. I have rarely owned an item that had more personality and swagger. No matter what grim challenge I was about to face, nor how lousy I felt inside, just pulling it on filled me with joy. The brand is back and thriving. I now own many. Peruse this website and tell me it does not make you feel better about life. The style and aesthetic reminds me of so much of the wonder that drew me to America in the first place. I am interviewing Big Boi today and am so excited to unleash an ATL Braves jacket. I honestly do not understand why they are not everywhere.
v. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is officially older than your high school-age children, who, if asked, would no doubt assume that Larry David was merely the president of your local synagogue. Here's What It's Like to Appear on 'Curb.'
vii. New Yorker on a National Treasure whose appeal is so universal, her concerts look like local demographic breakdowns. It's Dolly's world, we're just living in it: The United States of Dolly Parton.
That’s it for today. Let’s approach the weekend with the relish and trepidation that it warrants. And remember. The Premier League football we will watch and be thrilled by is being played against the backdrop of an England grappling with a massive COVID wave that is causing many parts of the country to lock down. Including my beautiful Mum and Dad in Liverpool. I genuinely yearn for the distraction and human nourishment that football provides, but will partake of it this weekend with my heart going out to all those in England who are unable to be with those in their wider family they love. May the results of the games lift their spirits. Especially those whose hearts bleed blue.
“Everton, we never shone so brightly Everton, the spirit of the Blues. Everton, we never shone so brightly Everton, the spirit of the Blues.” UTFT