We are headed into your loving arms. From afar, we have thought about you like Trinidad & Tobago but Midwestern. We have also watched your delirious fan culture Wonderwall it up and longed to be with you. And we are coming for a Night O'Nights, and to eat some food on a stick:
Our goal is to celebrate the opening of your glorious Allianz Field, that mighty jewel box which is just another remarkable moment for American soccer culture and all who relish it. To honor the history of football in your mighty state. And to revel in all you have built at this fantastic moment. Rog is particularly excited to have ex-Everton icon Adrian Heath join him on stage seeing as his poster used to be pinned above Rog's bed alongside Adam Ant and ABBA. We genuinely cannot wait to be with you in the "Land of 10,000 Locks."